Is that A Wallet Waiter Bottle Opener I see Before Me?
So said old Macbeth as his mind was slowly subverted by his Hollywood wife. Yep, Lady MacBeth he was a piece of work. But he was right in one sense, you wanted her on your side, where you could keep a close eye. Of course she was difficult to please and what a nagger. poor old MacBeth stuck that knife in Duncan in the end just to shut her up. And surprise, surprise all she could do was go on about how he hadn't done it properly.
In these olden Shakespearean days, according to the movie I watched about 35 years ago, people were usually carousing, watching bears fight dogs in a pit or wenching most of the time. If they weren't politely inquiring whence forth and forthwith Algernon was exiting stage left they were rolling around half naked in a bed covered in coarse fur, while the children and the dogs fought over the breakfast scraps, forthwithing the whole time. Of course things were different then, but one thing remains the same - the preference for the public to consume a few hogsheads of barley beer at every opportunity. It is this reason, in case you were wondering, that there are parallels today between the ancient history of the Scottish ruling class and the credit card bottle openers which have come to dominate much of the new millenium.
A Wallet Waiter Bottle Opener Fits in your Wallet
There are million things you need to remember to get yourself through the average day in the 21st Century. Mobile phone, check. Satellite phone. Check. Personal navigation device. Check. Bottle opener.... negative. The need to remain well hydrated is more important than ever to the citizens of Australia given the fact that every time you drink a glass of water the world gets 2 degrees warmer. Or something like that, anyway. You can reduce the size of the checklist you have to run through every time you leave the house by simply having wallet waiter bottle openers permanently stashed in your wallet alongside the credit cards. The reassurance of knowing there's always a wallet waiter bottle opener on hand can put the mind at ease.
Wallet Waiter Bottle Openers are Great as Membership Cards or Invitations
Say the local footy club is having a porn and prawn evening in the demountable shed behind the cricket pitch. The last thing you need is every desperate turning up at the front door trying to talk their way in, telling you they are "mates with Robbo". If you'd had the foresight to use our stainless steel wallet waiter bottle openers Robbo's mates wouldn't have a leg to stand on. As a genuine badge of authority and an official ticket to ride you don't get anything better than a clean, flat piece of surgical stainless steel. |
